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-- The Consultant
Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the edge of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand
new Jeep Cherokee screeches to a halt next to him. The driver, a young man dressed in a Brioni suit, Cerrutti shoes,
Ray-Ban glasses, and a YSL tie gets out and asks the shepherd: If I guess how many sheep you have, will you give
me one of them?
The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the sheep which graze and says all right. The young man parks
the car, connects the notebook and the mobile phone, enters a NASA site, scans the ground using his GPS, opens
a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms, then prints a 150-page report on his high-tech mini-printer.
He then turns to the shepherd and says: You have exactly 1586 sheep here. The shepherd answers: That's correct,
you can have your sheep. The young man takes his selection and puts it in the back of his jeep.
The shepherd looks at him and asks: If I guess your profession, will you return that animal to me? The young man
answers: Yes, why not.
The shepherd says: You are a computer consultant!
How did you know? asks the young man.
Very simple, answers the shepherd: First, you come here without being called. Second, you charge me a sheep to
tell me something I already knew. Third, you do not understand anything about what I do, because you took my dog!
Tags: Wisdom and Life Skills